Total Medals Earned: 139 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,285 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 4/16 (125/495 points)
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Find it.
Activate it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/165 points)
Figure out what to do from the start...
Hello, everybody, my name is...
Is it the author or the composer..? Or maybe both?
It's-a me!
Is it the 1987?!
I probably shouldn't touch this one...
This one looks like mine, but... from a different place...
A piece of mysterious universe...
Must be a part of some website title...
Finish all 8 levels
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/500 points)
Find coal.
Enter Utopia.
Give John some money.
Find iron.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!